Totally Classified: Your Guppies Stole My Heart at Food Lion

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Periodically, we like to dig through Craigslist and find a missed connection that touches our hearts. Sometimes, they are people we know, other times we are just in it to make dates happen. Today, we stumbled upon a great missed connection that we couldn't resist about a girl, her guppies and well, a guy that says he "knows a lot about aquariums".

If you know said 'marine biologist' and said 'girl', then hook 'em up!

fat girl at food lion getting water for her guppies - m4w (apex )

dear fat girl at food lion.
you were getting water for your guppies in a ten gallon tank and i started convo with you.
I do, indeed, know everything there is to know about aquariums as I told you, so, when you need help with your guppies and they are all dying, hit me up.

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