After a year of heated debates on the Wake County School Board of whether or not students should be relocated into new 'neighborhood' schools, the Wake County Public School System has decided to instead just bus all of its students to Orange County to get 'a better education'. "Instead of continually arguing which schools to send them to in Wake County, we just decided to send them to West." said one board member. "We figured that Orange County schools could give them a better education that was more about the books they are reading and not the school they are going to." he continued.
Asked how the Orange County School System will handle the new load of students, an Orange County School Board member stated; "If our schools get too full, we'll just bring in some of those mobile homes with window units. And if that doesn't work, we'll just ship the extra students over to Durham County.
School Board Representative John Tedesco could not be contacted for comment. It's possible that he's riding around on a school bus trying to find out where all of his students went.
This was posted on April Fools' Day 2011.